I feel like a completely different person than I was even four years ago. Like I look at myself sometimes and I’m like: who am I? But at the same time, I feel like I’m finally exactly who I was always meant to be.
I wonder who I’ll be four years from now?
“But I’m good at being uncomfortable, so I can’t stop changing all the time.”
– Fiona Apple Extraordinary Machine
Dave agreed to take dance lessons with you.
You’re drunk. Don’t forget.
I had wine for dinner tonight. That probably wasn’t my best idea. I followed it with gummy bears. The entire fucking bag. Yum. Then I threw the bag on the floor. Eh. #putitofftilltomorrow
Wine is magical. It seriously made me feel way better, and allowed me to talk through my feelings without acting/feeling like a maniac. #alcoholforthewin
My bestie if fantastic b/c she let me talk her ear off and gave me some good advice. *hearts* #somuchlove
I thought the Girls season finale was really good. I was really proud of Hannah. I won’t say why b/c spoilers. #hatersgonnahate #sorrynotsorry
I keep thinking about how crazy it is that I’m going to Hawaii for James’ wedding. When I got married back in 2004, he walked me down the aisle. I love him so much. I’m so happy for him. I have to find something fabulous to wear. I know all the gay boys there are going to be fierce. #squee
So my ex-MIL gave me a box of old pics I left in her basement. I went through them tonight (in my drunken state this seemed like an excellent idea) and found all kinds of awesomeness. I found a bunch of pics from undergrad and I looked like such a baby. Who is that girl? She has no fucking idea. NONE. #itotallycriedbecauseduh
My latest Le Tote showed up today and it won. Big time. I love five out of the six things. I have to talk myself out of buying all of it. Fashion selifes tomorrow b/c I’m going to wear the hell out of this stuff. #shoppingaddiction
I can hear my kid snoring from his bedroom and that makes me happy. #beingmommyisthebest
The firm is slammed. Success is stressful. Don’t you feel sorry for me? Wah. #firstworldproblems
I went to The Fortune Teller Bar tonight for Laura’s birthday and had my fortune told for the first time. Apparently, I am fucking awesome, level headed, successful, and a fucking boss. My future is all kittens and rainbows.
I tipped her twenty bucks and then went back to my regularly scheduled drinking.
I am drunk.