“Best Friends” – aka “ode to violet”

I took the liberty of changing some of the words to fit our situation, but I sing this to her somewhat regularly while she’s laying on my chest and purring. I think she likes it:

Violet is my best friend
through thick and thin
we’ll always be together
we’re two of a kind
hanging out all day
just lounging around
and cuddling away
best friends
best friends are we
i love you, kitty

crazy cat lady status: achieved

I just had a one sided argument with my cat because I am a crazy person.

Me: *tries to cuddle cat and she isn’t having it*

Me: You know, you lounge about on your fat ass on my bed all day and get your fur all over the place and then when I want to cuddle you’re like no way bitch. That’s rude, kitty. 

I always talk to her as if she’s going to respond. When I was a little girl, my grandmother told me that at midnight on Christmas animals could talk. I tried every year for like three years before I finally accepted it wasn’t true. 

Now I have to go find Violet and beg for forgiveness.