Sometimes I’m mean

Today I told my assistant about seeing my ex this weekend and described how he looks like the king of the hipster douche bags. In describing his dirty hipster beard, I told her it looked like a squirrel had died on his face. She laughed so hard that I started laughing too. It was actually much needed because this Monday was rough as fuck.

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