I’ve totally become that lawyer I never thought I would be, and used to make fun of. You know…the old lawyer who doesn’t know how to use his/her fucking computer? Apparently, that’s me now.

Me: *screams profanities at computer*

Me: *yells to paralegal* Come make this shit work because I fucking can’t even with this bullshit. 

I’m the lawyer who can’t manage to print from her own fucking computer.

*sigh*